Wonderful Alaskan Rocking Chair Urban Dictionary

When a girl shoves her boobs in your mouth.

Alaskan rocking chair urban dictionary. The result is a woman who no longer wants to have sex and. Its where a large man sitting Indian style wearing nothing but a towel Hes playing air drums in from of his Yamaha natural sound system. Gotta hit her with that Sandy rocking chair cause she gonna be rocking that head back and forth if you catch my drift.

Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required. I cant breathe said Floyd as he was being suffocated. I cant breathe chanted countless Americans in the streets protesting enduring police brutality.

The act of male or female sexual stimulation by rubbing up against or grinding on a sofa or bed to achieve sexual pleasure. When you on the beach and she wants to have you deep throat her while she sitting down. Motions for an unsuspecting victim.

Being by sticking a leg of an old rocking chair up each others anus while the male gets head. When two guys in the same car get road head at the same time normally by two girls in the same car. Like sitting on a chair While at a public function without anyone knowing.

When one person comes up behind another grabs their balls and pulls them up into their butt crack. This act involves a one member of the couple to ride on the other. When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait.

Like magic their pants are down and his penis is in your ass. When a person gets so angry at another person he cuts off their balls dips them in liquid nitrogen puts them in the persons mouth and tapes their mouth shut until they choke on the balls and die. In Alaska its too cold for handjobs skin on skin so women there rub the top of the males pants until they reach a climax.